Wall O’ Water

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Here is a great prank on an RA from students at Penn State.

He looks like a clumsy Incredible Hulk when he charged after the cameraman.

Looks like a lot of hard work to get that prank right but totally worth it. Nice Job!

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Cement Bag Prank

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Everyone knows the campus jock and this prank is perfect for that guy.


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Now just add water so you can make your getaway!

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HAHA Jimmy Boy

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Cruel Friend. Personally I would have drawn it out longer.

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Windows Startup Music Prank

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Following the last posts laptop prank is an even funnier and more crude prank to pull on your friends.

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Powerbook Prank

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Completely Un-College Related

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But I had to post this prank.

So to make this college related…NextStudent is pretty cool.

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Coke Bomb

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Funny College Quotes

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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George Bush

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You can lead a boy to college but you can’t make him think.
Elbert Hubbard

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Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates….
Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell

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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.
Clive James

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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
First Law of Applied Terror

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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Second Law of Applied Terror

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80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
Third Law of Applied Terror

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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
Fourth Law of Applied Terror

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The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terror

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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror

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If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terror

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Bryn Mawr had done what a four-year dose of liberal education was designed to do: unfit her for eighty per cent of useful work of the world.
Toni Morrison

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College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller

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Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, “If it weren�t for my horse, I wouldn�t have spent that year in college.” Now, I’m gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. “If it weren’t for my horse…” as in, giddyup, giddyup, let’s go � “I wouldn’t have spent that year in college,” which is a degree-granting institution. Don’t think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!
Lewis Black

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. (Clown Prince of American Humor, 1975)
Woody Allen

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They are so afraid we shall break down, and you know the reputation of the college is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without injuring their health.
Ellen Swallow Richards

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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan

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A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Robert Ingersoll

Reference: These quotes were sampled from NextStudent Loans - The Students’ Blog.

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Hair Dryer Prank

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