Syracuse U Knows How To Rock…kinda

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It’s one thing to play a little air guitar…by yourself…when no one is looking.

But it is something else completely if you can convince others to fill out the band with you…and record it.

And if you’re gonna fake rock this hard, you better do it to Europe’s “Final Countdown”.

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Nazi Pong

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Not cool, guys….not cool.

Star of David versus the Swastika?

At least you know who to root for.

While the sheer number of cups could make this a really interesting game, whoever decided to choose the Swastika side is already an a-hole.

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The Beerdolier

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College is war. So be prepared!
When in the heat of a vicious chug fight, it’s a wise move to be strapped with all the ammo you’ll need to win.

Sure, you could keep an extra can of PBR in your back pocket but that’s not very accessible and also uncomfortable when you forget and take a seat. Not to mention your butt is going to warm that sucker up and there is nothing worse than a ass-heated can of beer.

The BEERDOLIER is your answer to whatever the enemy throws at you, and it’s a sweet looking accessory for any frat guy.

 Gear up, soldier…

The battle for the best party ever has begun!

Get yours at Uncrate.com

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Douche Off

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The ultimate competition to see who is the biggest DOUCHE!

See who will win, Joe or Luke in the Douche Off on DoucheTV.

Douche Off

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144-Person Beer Bong

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144-Person Beer Bong?!

You win.

No. I don’t want anyone else to bother trying to beat that record because it’s fine just the way it is. I’d even go as far as saying that it’s the best anyone could ask for and that adding one more person will in fact make it a stupid thing to do.

Congratulations.

That’s all I have to say.

- Link

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Masturbation Violation

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Spanking it in the community showers must be out of control if there is actually a need for a sign.

Are the pipes in this college made out of paper towel or something that they cannot withstand the power of semen?

I guess shampoo and conditioner are out of the question too.

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