But it is something else completely if you can convince others to fill out the band with you…and record it.

And if you’re gonna fake rock this hard, you better do it to Europe’s “Final Countdown”.

Star of David versus the Swastika?

At least you know who to root for.

While the sheer number of cups could make this a really interesting game, whoever decided to choose the Swastika side is already an a-hole.

Sure, you could keep an extra can of PBR in your back pocket but that’s not very accessible and also uncomfortable when you forget and take a seat. Not to mention your butt is going to warm that sucker up and there is nothing worse than a ass-heated can of beer.

The BEERDOLIER is your answer to whatever the enemy throws at you, and it’s a sweet looking accessory for any frat guy.

 Gear up, soldier…

The battle for the best party ever has begun!

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See who will win, Joe or Luke in the Douche Off on DoucheTV.

You win.

No. I don’t want anyone else to bother trying to beat that record because it’s fine just the way it is. I’d even go as far as saying that it’s the best anyone could ask for and that adding one more person will in fact make it a stupid thing to do.

Congratulations.

That’s all I have to say.

- Link

Are the pipes in this college made out of paper towel or something that they cannot withstand the power of semen?

I guess shampoo and conditioner are out of the question too.

A new training program for teachers and students will teach them how to survive and even stop the dangerous situation.

The class will teach on things like using strength in numbers and finding improvised weapons.

My only concern is that if this class is also for students, won’t that also be showing the possible attacker what he’s up against which will also give him the knowledge with which to get around it?

I do think this is a move in the right direction by giving schools a better chance against these horrible acts but I just wonder if they should keep some of these tactics out of the heads of students.

I’d suggest giving the teachers side-arms if I didn’t think they were just as prone to snapping as some students.

You can read the original article at the ChicagoTribune.com

Many of my friends have passed out as well, but not I or my friends have ever passed out THIS hard.

Stick with the video, after the usual face marker shaming it get’s unreal.

Wink, wink…

The Nutshot is always a saving grace and a dirty trick but winning is winning in the sport of table soccer (did I just call table soccer a sport?).

That’s enough…

Just watch this guy get hit in the groin while playing Foosball and then laugh at him.